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A theoretical question pertaining to ninjas

Sun Sep 30, 2007, 4:47 AM
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Having discussed this with several of my closest associates and chief advisers I have come up with a theory.

Ninjas do, in fact, have theme music. The reason it is unreported is that no one has heard a particular ninja's theme music and lived.

Discuss said theory in detail.

There needs to be an incredulous mood damnit!

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=GirlFlash:iconGirlFlash: Sep 30, 2007, 7:46:09 AM
its true, I cant tell you why though, you just have to decide for yourself whether to trust me or not :ninja:

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~kriscomic:iconkriscomic: Sep 30, 2007, 8:10:08 AM
Very true. A ninja theme music is played through very tiny speakers on the ninja victum, meaning only said victim can hear it.
*FlameReaper:iconFlameReaper: Sep 30, 2007, 9:12:24 AM
i would have to agree with your deductions sensai. For if a ninja is truely a ninja, then all those coming in contact with it would not survive, should a person survive then the ninja has failed, thus renouncing his ninja-ness and so his music would no longer be ninja-theme music.

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~DoRKyLauRa:iconDoRKyLauRa: Feb 16, 2008, 6:59:21 PM
bahahahahaha!!

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=neverk1:iconneverk1: Aug 12, 2008, 9:20:45 AM
Digitalism - [Idealism #07] Pogo - [3:46]

brilliant. this should be a ninja theme tune. if i were a ninja i would definitely make it mine.

*starts training to become and electro ninja

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